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    The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
    highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
    orally, by hand, and even electronically.

    This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
    receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via
    any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
    private life completely.

    If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave
    the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest store and
    purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer
    Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER).
    Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
    from your system.

    You should immediately tell this medical alert to five friends. If
    you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK
    is controlling your life, get help quickly!
    It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth -- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up -- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.

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    Very funny honey. U r so rite
    Never forget the present is a gift and whatever you do with it is how you unwrap your present

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    I have read this and it cracked me up. First sentence I didn't got what you mean. The second I already got it. Very funny.

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    I know what you mean and its very funny. I wonder why people like you like fooling around when it's not even funny. Keep it up dude, post another medical alert jokes.

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